Fruit grows out of your nose / Vegetables grow out of your armits
Big angel wings / Loads of insect wings over your whole body
Every movement you make is a dance / Your legs are sewn together
Have an ear where your nose is / Have toes instead of fingers
All your movements made a 'woosh' sound / Have a long beard like Gandalf
Have a hook for a hand / Have a wooden leg
Have penises instead of teeth / Have penises instead of fingers
Have an mp3 player constantly in your ears playing 'My heart will go on' / Have a balaclava on constantly
Lose your short term memory but remember who you are / Lose your long term memory but keep your short term memory
Sharpen the first knuckle of your finger to a point / Have Keld's beard as it is now, forever
Have a clown's red nose tatooed on your nose / Have 10 toes on each foot
All your clothes for the rest of your life are made of teddy-bear fur / Have someone put toothpicks up your nails repeatedly for a week
All your body hair is made of fried onions / You sweat remoulade
Thursday, 29 October 2009
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